Fantastische quotes!

Iedereen heeft wel hier en daar leuke, mooie en grappige quotes die hij of zij heeft van series, TV-shows enz,...
Post ze hier en vermeld erbij waar je ze vandaan hebt gehaald.

Hier is eentje van One Tree Hill: I'm master of my faith, I'm captain of my soul.

Even de standaard quotes:

- Are you gonna bark al day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? ~ Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs
- "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. It's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor … and surviving" ~ Apocalypse Now
- '"If a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man." - Clockwork Orange

En meer kan ik er zo snel niet verzinnen :')

'Why's the rum always gone?' - Jack Sparrow
(dan staat ie recht, waggelt ie eventjes en zegt 'Oh, that's why.' Geniaal ^^)

Horace Slughorn: What about you, Miss Granger? What do your parents do in the muggle world?
Hermione Granger: Ah, my parents are dentists.
Horace Slughorn: And is that considered a dangerous profession?

Albus Dumbledore: Ah, Harry... you need a shave, my friend.

Albus Dumbledore: [holding up a Muggle magazine] Horace, do you mind if I take this? I do love knitting patterns.

Ron Weasley: How much are these?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: How much for me?
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 5 galleons.
Ron Weasley: I'm your brother!
Fred Weasley, George Weasley: 10 galleons.

Professor Minerva McGonagall: [to Harry, Ron, & Hermione] Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?
Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself that same question for the past six years.

Ik vind, nummer zes is echt de grappigste van allemaal.